Thursday, June 30, 2005

With Puns Like These

"So we were walking down Whyte Ave, totally high on nutmeg—"

"Excuse me?" I said.

"Yeah, high on nutmeg—"

"Nutmeg! Are you sure?"

He stops. "Well, we were high, but, yeah, I'm sure. Anyways, I'm walking, and my legs get all twisted. I sort of stumble over the curb and I say, 'Look, guys, I'm trippin!'"

Trippin? No, that's bad. And nutmeg? I just never knew.


Reading: We Need To Talk About Kevin + Lionel Shriver
Listening: "Always Too Late" + Chocolate Barry

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